MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
03/25/2016 at 17:23 • Filed to: Rants

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Screw you Menards and your damned cart corals with no end walls! If I didn’t have my daughters with me, I would’ve walked right back in there and returned everything because eat several bags of dicks Menards!!!

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This is what happens when your fender gets double-teamed by two shopping carts.

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I put the small dent above it in last year, a good PDR guy could have saved it, until now.

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DISCUSSION (36)


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:25

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DANG IT!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > EL_ULY
03/25/2016 at 17:34

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It was the perfect kick to the nuts, because my 3-year old was in the middle of a massive shit-fit too. Awesome afternoon!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:34

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Damn, that cart must have had a little extra force behind it. Looks deep


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:36

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Still pissed off about the time I came out of work to find that someone had decided it was a good idea to start stacking carts up against my passenger door. There were 4 of them when I left. Big scuff in the paint with a large, but shallow dent underneath it (about 3/4 in tall, 3 inches wide, and maybe 1/16th deep). They may have been plastic target carts but that just meant they did damage over a larger area.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:40

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That sucks. Thats a pain I think all of us know. Hope your weekend takes a upswing.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:44

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Its a truck, its supposed to have dents.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:44

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My condolences.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/25/2016 at 17:45

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Their carts are big and heavy, and this was done by two of them together.

I actually watched it happen, but was too far away to stop it.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > vondon302
03/25/2016 at 17:46

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Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Takuro Spirit
03/25/2016 at 17:48

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Nope. There is no reason a truck has to look bad. My dad is a contractor, and every one of his work trucks has always been pristine. I put the first dent in my Sierra when it was 9 years old, and I was livid with myself.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ly2v8-Brian
03/25/2016 at 17:49

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Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! -this space for rent- > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:51

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Your rusty wheels tell a different story.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:51

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ugh man dude that sux


Kinja'd!!! Wohnson89 > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 17:55

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PDR can still save you! From the looks of it it didn’t break the paint and that is an easily do-able dent.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wohnson89
03/25/2016 at 17:56

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Really?? Even though the metal is creased?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > -this space for rent-
03/25/2016 at 18:00

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Those are my winter wheels, which are getting redone soon.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
03/25/2016 at 18:01

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That sucks!


Kinja'd!!! -this space for rent- > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 18:03

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Fair enough, I’m more understanding of your rage now.


Kinja'd!!! Wohnson89 > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 18:08

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Yep! (although take that with a grain of salt, pictures are sometimes deceptive of how bad a dent might be). At worst you may need some brush-touching.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Wohnson89
03/25/2016 at 18:12

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Cool! At least there’s hope!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
03/25/2016 at 18:21

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And you didn’t murder them why?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > TheHondaBro
03/25/2016 at 18:24

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I didn’t know who it was. I just came out from work and there were 4 carts pushed up against my door.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 18:44

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A good pdr guy can fix that. I avoid parking anywhere near cart corals for this reason.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > E92M3
03/25/2016 at 18:45

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I was by myself with my kids, I needed the cart. Won’t do it again though!

Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 18:56

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Damn, that sucks.

I still love Menard’s though, it’s pretty much the best store on earth.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 19:14

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That really sucks! That’s why I always park in the “Contractor” parking at Menard’s and Home Despot. If anyone is denting my ride it’s going to be me.


Kinja'd!!! facw > shop-teacher
03/25/2016 at 19:21

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The Kroger I shop at is terrible for carts. I’m terrified every time. The two main rows of parking in front of the store have no cart returns, so people just leave them wherever (and frankly they’re not much better in the rows that have returns):

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > blacktruck18
03/25/2016 at 19:28

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Their cart corals are turrible though ... Just turrible.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Birddog
03/25/2016 at 19:30

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Yep!

I do at Depot, does Menards have contractor parking? I haven’t seen it.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > facw
03/25/2016 at 19:50

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People really do suck sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > shop-teacher
03/26/2016 at 00:18

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And im here with my f350 going down paths way too small for it while townig some trees to the burn pile...


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > shop-teacher
03/26/2016 at 20:12

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Did you officially sign up for the stateline rallyx today? They announced a Buick Roadmaster was coming and I recall you saying you were going to rallyx...


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > uofime-2
03/26/2016 at 22:33

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I did! I was going to post about it Monday. Will you be there?

Also, where do they announce things?


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > shop-teacher
03/26/2016 at 22:37

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Hoping to make it there to at least spectate, not sure I’m ready to run it with my less than year old car in the event though.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > uofime-2
03/26/2016 at 22:44

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Understandable. I was nervous about the idea of running my 10 year old pickup. My wife put her foot down on that anyways, so it doesn’t matter.

The website just says Buick, where did you hear a Roadmaster was running? Facebook?

Hopefully I’ll meet you there! You’ll know how to find me :)


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > shop-teacher
03/27/2016 at 00:03

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Yep, Facebook

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Yeah, always good to meet people I've gotten to know on the Internet!